tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51101237584575065082024-02-07T20:16:12.009-08:00Smash The State Figure Review-A-ThonKings Of Punk, Hockey, and Children's Action FiguresDr. Henry E. Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01035714748236151209noreply@blogger.comBlogger98125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-15875044307788930232012-06-28T18:41:00.000-07:002012-06-28T18:41:39.498-07:00STS' Kollector's Klub Koverage Part #1First of all, we here at STS would like to commend the New Jersey Devils for making a valiant come-back from a 3-0 series deficit against the LA Kings, too bad that boy Adam Henrique was unable to power through terrible referees and a team full of lispy thugs and rapists.<br />
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Anyways, apparently it's G.I. Joe con time again, I didn't realize that until looking at Hiss Tank. Turns out the REAL EXPENSIVE 15 figure set is the cold war relic; The October Guard, as well as those space conquistador guys the Iron Grenadiers. So ya know, two sub-groups slightly cooler than Eco-Force.<br />
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The October Guard, or Oktober Guard, I can't remember how people spell it, all I know is, I am glad that "IRON BEAR" (whoever the fuck that is) is wearing his hat like a true Russian (Drunk). I guess now is as good as any to ask how the hell was "Schrage" pronounced..<br />
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Hell yeah what's with all the trench-coats, is it a high school in 1999?<br />
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The biggest bummer about this figure, other than the fact they're being sold at roughly 28 bucks a pop, is that they don't have the weird ass Destro head codpiece, that shit was hilarious because no matter how bad ass people would claim they were in vaguely interesting journal entries circa 2004, they were still an orange and purple dude flying around with a dude's face plastered on their crotch.<br />
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Check back at a later date for part 2! (Pictures of fat people)<br />
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#2 in the goddamn league through having a good goalie and making everyone as slow as you. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-19127675439033672962012-04-07T16:26:00.009-07:002012-04-07T16:50:03.756-07:00Black Ripcord Part WhateverIf you've noticed the lack of activity, it's partially based on the fact that G.I. Joe is pretty stupid and outside of 30th Stalker, and 30th/Renegadez Storm Shadow has been a waste of time. The rest of it has been Dr. Henry E. Miller being tangled up in some rough stuff involving a burned out tractor trailer and "some motherfucker who runs a Gyro shop" <br /><br />Anyways, I sauntered over to Hiss Tank today, and found some stereotypical HISS Tank nonsense. That place is a lot like working at a warehouse, you're surrounded by linear thinking racist pigs who know nothing except how to steal. Well here's some stupid ass pictures of people saying embarrassing things:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmQ1sbt43rL2X1diujpEQon2TilA3I5f7fbvO7FdWNEJpox-qMSJTGAM0Dsd62_p3m4uAG9_qO0C_NcZ4YjazWXISfd0vLgs0w334fzImkiJEqt_vSw03a0kGGQiRdLtJ1ztHaKlo185Gv/s1600/Hell+Yeah%2521.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmQ1sbt43rL2X1diujpEQon2TilA3I5f7fbvO7FdWNEJpox-qMSJTGAM0Dsd62_p3m4uAG9_qO0C_NcZ4YjazWXISfd0vLgs0w334fzImkiJEqt_vSw03a0kGGQiRdLtJ1ztHaKlo185Gv/s400/Hell+Yeah%2521.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5728806735524981026" /></a><br /><br />Is Jar Jar Binks even a relevant reference at this point? That guy wrecked the SERIOUS BUSINESS that was Star Wars, like 15 years ago, give it up, jesus.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBJKOaYy1XvtUolwih9Aq5fKQ6ucj7_W52KMd5PalnybYUM1o4kdckfotnFpNxTilOEuEtJPG4w5tRk-eGoAfED0kFLV0w8kg_xDzX_SRDvNPtUTrp1p6lGF3VpwD7pk9tBlxBjZ9-JnAR/s1600/If+he+was+white+he+would+be.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 197px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBJKOaYy1XvtUolwih9Aq5fKQ6ucj7_W52KMd5PalnybYUM1o4kdckfotnFpNxTilOEuEtJPG4w5tRk-eGoAfED0kFLV0w8kg_xDzX_SRDvNPtUTrp1p6lGF3VpwD7pk9tBlxBjZ9-JnAR/s400/If+he+was+white+he+would+be.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5728807276489164594" /></a><br /><br />This wouldn't be the reaction if Ripcord was "WHITE REDHEAD GUY FROM USA"<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUCu4_tuXhVAZ-oQ2aSON1HpjjH52wilbacYgWgf3R7OjYg1FfaGrVklmvFbSVZ6uJh9nbMcPifDumeWCBLvLhGEj5SUugYfg24l0JBqOHQ_yVm8gxcNIchmT60d9iRBs8AXHoIOfoLDVC/s1600/Picture+6.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 96px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUCu4_tuXhVAZ-oQ2aSON1HpjjH52wilbacYgWgf3R7OjYg1FfaGrVklmvFbSVZ6uJh9nbMcPifDumeWCBLvLhGEj5SUugYfg24l0JBqOHQ_yVm8gxcNIchmT60d9iRBs8AXHoIOfoLDVC/s400/Picture+6.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5728807526845177090" /></a><br /><br />Holy hell that Troynos dude is still around? He started some "SECRETIONS FROM DA FILECARDS" thread that was even more tedious than reading "G.I. Joe: Iconoclast by Tim Elf"<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjotmMljkush7ndHemxWs2xZuTS2H8VExaYzF2_Qsl99nCEH54mBVwVur9sx288hLeHCut6lz9meZjhlX0UId3QXA0SwPumNczyYwyU8kKWplTunuvxUOE7spldZdJ8EBraPundkqdVFCSX/s1600/The+Great+Character.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 174px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjotmMljkush7ndHemxWs2xZuTS2H8VExaYzF2_Qsl99nCEH54mBVwVur9sx288hLeHCut6lz9meZjhlX0UId3QXA0SwPumNczyYwyU8kKWplTunuvxUOE7spldZdJ8EBraPundkqdVFCSX/s400/The+Great+Character.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5728808116877478434" /></a><br /><br />I like how whenever Ripcord is brought up, dudes always pull out this mythical "Ripcord was a great character and very memorable" nonsense. Ripcord didn't do shit, and was a figure that was only better than the flame thrower faggot, and the Pippi Longstockings Indian medicine man.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimgl_nT1xTY9zjZfbe-hLVtAy4h0MqVV3ZXh5wiSgZDBrwUgF5rk4Bpe8tTVDZSIrUUff_YaRN2p0lo0wA5J6oncZz6nqB6uFoQH4swdOy_Pdj3g2E8_YNrBUKZJiXKsg101QWl6KOjRWz/s1600/Still+Whining.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 110px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimgl_nT1xTY9zjZfbe-hLVtAy4h0MqVV3ZXh5wiSgZDBrwUgF5rk4Bpe8tTVDZSIrUUff_YaRN2p0lo0wA5J6oncZz6nqB6uFoQH4swdOy_Pdj3g2E8_YNrBUKZJiXKsg101QWl6KOjRWz/s400/Still+Whining.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5728808832605860066" /></a><br /><br />You think some guy with a Wesley Willis quote in his signature would be a little more tolerant than a dude making a joke about the black guy dying first. 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This guy should suck a male camel's dick.<br /><br />Well on that note, the new Spring update has happened!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-81364741357838747392012-02-09T19:31:00.000-08:002012-02-09T20:12:41.662-08:00REAL TALK<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3zG2qVLmtkshhV3q5go2oCtfNfD__qWveSB5yxdMzYJMLduIhY_jzsqOPvjtXU0rsVhDfC3cjNxqfQA75nMueSKwNSfyb0ZVR-c8lU5LfnLBvDVeqZDGpCNlIAao3EPweMYuK04UhNWw1/s1600/victimofahatecrime.dmg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 296px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3zG2qVLmtkshhV3q5go2oCtfNfD__qWveSB5yxdMzYJMLduIhY_jzsqOPvjtXU0rsVhDfC3cjNxqfQA75nMueSKwNSfyb0ZVR-c8lU5LfnLBvDVeqZDGpCNlIAao3EPweMYuK04UhNWw1/s400/victimofahatecrime.dmg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5707351548287510978" /></a><br />Clutch, the victim of a savage beating in San Francisco<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVF1sZsvgPSVgJ1DZNjjwRAlB2oWadyiiDRpOfYkjDCkYn1JUHdhhvroXYSjXvN0IWMQIIP_3iEuzNAvdR8kdnOZ_thSv8dpEnvddiHM1Zczinb3m3TrQdoUp-h0uznRYhrwPa_o93nZ5H/s1600/Unearth1_Page_017.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 281px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVF1sZsvgPSVgJ1DZNjjwRAlB2oWadyiiDRpOfYkjDCkYn1JUHdhhvroXYSjXvN0IWMQIIP_3iEuzNAvdR8kdnOZ_thSv8dpEnvddiHM1Zczinb3m3TrQdoUp-h0uznRYhrwPa_o93nZ5H/s400/Unearth1_Page_017.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5707351474245830994" /></a><br /><br />The thing Clutch has painted on the hood of his car<br /><br /><br />Clutch is great because he has a beard, a cool jeep and is a womanizer, heres some totally true facts about the best Joe ever:<br /><br />- Clutch doesn't fuck around, one time Zap locked him out of the barracks, so Clutch dumped his old Christmas Tree on Zap's lawn.<br /><br />- Clutch is Jewish and doesn't even celebrate Christmas but fuck Zap he has a dead ass tree to worry about.<br /><br />- Clutch modified the radios in every Joe Vehicle to play Cosmos Factory on loop<br /><br />- Clutch listens to nothing but Creedance Clearwater Revival, the only time he doesn't is when he listens to "Had To Cry Today" by Blind Faith, but thats only like once a month.<br /><br />- Clutch and Rock And Roll got hired to build a shed once, but instead of building the shed, they smoked dope in the back of a van and played Nintendo, but still got paid because they got the high score in Double Dragon.<br /><br />- Clutch named the VAMP "Jewish Lightning" <br /><br />- Clutch cleaned out the inside of the MOBAT just to hide little slips of paper with Polish jokes on them so Steeler would get sad when he found them. "WHAT DO YOU CALL POLISH BODY ARMOR: STICKING THE TOP HALF OF YOUR BODY OUT OF THE TOP OF THE FUCKING TANK!"<br /><br />- Clutch took a math test and the question asked "MARY HAS 3 APPLES AND 2 ORANGES BUT WHEN ADDED TOGETHER SHE GOT SIX, WHY IS MARY WRONG?" and Clutch just wrote down "SHES A WOMAN"<br /><br /><br />- When they told Clutch, Tom Fogerty was dead, Clutch burnt down Ohio.<br /><br />- Clutch wrote all of Neil Young's lyrics<br /><br />- Clutch hung out for like six weeks not paying hotel bills and picking up strange women in North L.A.<br /><br />- Clutch went and hung out with Fidel Castro just so he could pick up some exotic looking bitches.<br /><br />- Clutch is great you jerks.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-39272021671670253362011-12-29T08:54:00.000-08:002011-12-29T09:39:08.100-08:00The Ugly AmericanWe here at Smash The State have for years mentioned that G.I. Joe fans are generally stupid arrogant buttfuckers, and well here's some more photographic proof!<br /><br />But first a little background. Some nerd posted this article on The Stank: <a href="http://www.oafe.net/blog/2011/12/holidays-by-hasbro-transformers-from-hell/">http://www.oafe.net/blog/2011/12/holidays-by-hasbro-transformers-from-hell/</a> As you figured, negative comments about the corporation that provides them with almost as much joy as Frito-Lay products, as well as people in other countries leads to HILARIOUS comments.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMo9kaC3-I5F6YG7JeZwdvQ7LiIwXaQbh8KtQSaHd9lSBtE31vJDwG2wal17WqaPcg4lNGcPHS9h8AS1SKhgTTDzgHpxv07gXTVQWHdSSnUL9-v2KeNga1eW5_RQWjx8azaogJGOegyyB7/s1600/NOT+MY+COUNTRY%2521.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 149px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMo9kaC3-I5F6YG7JeZwdvQ7LiIwXaQbh8KtQSaHd9lSBtE31vJDwG2wal17WqaPcg4lNGcPHS9h8AS1SKhgTTDzgHpxv07gXTVQWHdSSnUL9-v2KeNga1eW5_RQWjx8azaogJGOegyyB7/s400/NOT+MY+COUNTRY%2521.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5691596092529445426" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Note the signature glorifying rape.</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgW8IubfynovxsDeNVNmhmoV_IxTEBbPDTH1BpJw-5TeA9qspg13lY2scZ5DIakpH3fa5u61S0rDgVvPLabbUWHnvCdCKlb0IZubZr5JkLfqCPXtHDU1yu1S8vMFb6fNuaGFH2wSHyhVXec/s1600/Picture+2.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 125px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgW8IubfynovxsDeNVNmhmoV_IxTEBbPDTH1BpJw-5TeA9qspg13lY2scZ5DIakpH3fa5u61S0rDgVvPLabbUWHnvCdCKlb0IZubZr5JkLfqCPXtHDU1yu1S8vMFb6fNuaGFH2wSHyhVXec/s400/Picture+2.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5691596575280998130" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">He's probably not joking</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-10DjOyTSTtpoxoQ7Dml1_e1BPtwcPaDsJ4QwgMdbDoXDQ65HtkkKtuRPtruyU-tOy8ktWw5doUSsr4Z_BJuFfqoPNGyOGLHF2Y5uyS1j-3ddUQ_icVNB4v1-Ya7W4mffJ16YuusDnKcC/s1600/Proud+2+b+AN+AMERICAN.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 123px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-10DjOyTSTtpoxoQ7Dml1_e1BPtwcPaDsJ4QwgMdbDoXDQ65HtkkKtuRPtruyU-tOy8ktWw5doUSsr4Z_BJuFfqoPNGyOGLHF2Y5uyS1j-3ddUQ_icVNB4v1-Ya7W4mffJ16YuusDnKcC/s400/Proud+2+b+AN+AMERICAN.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5691597451977081426" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Ya know, all these crazy ass opinions are coming from States that tend to believe Professional Wrestling is real. I wonder if there's a correlation. </span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDDIlsfUsbboCZXszREvgYv5IGWQHAmgIHgQigpqD8JOVDjXvbiRIDQ_7j4YygLPY0TDDbvgfFBtvI5B-Onlh2xpm8fbIwnmDZsoWHYRr1-30uc5UdISKLJRh_xDWNV1K_u-PxXOH36Df5/s1600/HOLY+FUCK%2521.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 181px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDDIlsfUsbboCZXszREvgYv5IGWQHAmgIHgQigpqD8JOVDjXvbiRIDQ_7j4YygLPY0TDDbvgfFBtvI5B-Onlh2xpm8fbIwnmDZsoWHYRr1-30uc5UdISKLJRh_xDWNV1K_u-PxXOH36Df5/s400/HOLY+FUCK%2521.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5691599213786438642" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Holy christ.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPLVSx6GvaOc_j9AEvn-4wCno6bvtHDHGUZxr8Ln9Eol9ZOrq2gDEvEhy96hTsJdnrEIKEaJA9w52B7ct6lHo6bagpjRvaZniIlJ-PXgDeowrHw8raV1UCO-UswfPlQGciSOQJDiGKLqKb/s1600/Empathy+Award%253F.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 83px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPLVSx6GvaOc_j9AEvn-4wCno6bvtHDHGUZxr8Ln9Eol9ZOrq2gDEvEhy96hTsJdnrEIKEaJA9w52B7ct6lHo6bagpjRvaZniIlJ-PXgDeowrHw8raV1UCO-UswfPlQGciSOQJDiGKLqKb/s400/Empathy+Award%253F.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5691599705198626258" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Note, at this point there were maybe 3 posts saying "Hey, this is horrible"</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN_vdSnl0_1pLnrsUBt0NfZt6tz8-lN8m5UTGCDDhqCSInADfuTIA1TvEVb2hyNA4rd0D1-knUqODacA_7qpNewHY-CgJeMST0sedPzf76HyHBcy34e4_8edE5HHMzUWPB25NJxDldQ5gT/s1600/Holy+Shit.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 94px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN_vdSnl0_1pLnrsUBt0NfZt6tz8-lN8m5UTGCDDhqCSInADfuTIA1TvEVb2hyNA4rd0D1-knUqODacA_7qpNewHY-CgJeMST0sedPzf76HyHBcy34e4_8edE5HHMzUWPB25NJxDldQ5gT/s400/Holy+Shit.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5691600805588957218" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">"Umbusu"</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhBfX42w6-e7GZIz2Iio0vQD3XCJv7zs-gxw2C9FIYz3NUO36bmV3NnVQ-T2fdsxyl39xQ1oovYc5UOMkIqOO9R7KhycKicLmAw_tvAYUaHIF-pknLR3UItVTQWdsp75VcPiCbzJ-znkdx/s1600/FUK+U+NERD.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 122px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhBfX42w6-e7GZIz2Iio0vQD3XCJv7zs-gxw2C9FIYz3NUO36bmV3NnVQ-T2fdsxyl39xQ1oovYc5UOMkIqOO9R7KhycKicLmAw_tvAYUaHIF-pknLR3UItVTQWdsp75VcPiCbzJ-znkdx/s400/FUK+U+NERD.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5691602119288989074" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">"Liberal Propaganda" "Get out of your mom's basement" "Picture of a bunch of shitty tattoos" If only he had more spelling errors and a picture of an ugly woman I'd win at "G.I. Joe fuck head BINGO"</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRN1rcCjrTFt35sFJTWbaZD8oP-jyjL6pzatJLDDeJRvJUP8-D000oevG-R8OrPi2_V94thjHOFnjDx1hMVWUZAOC9s48mGF_3F2NhtgItg03CA-MHPkCmJsAuRy-4x64zRf0vxFqtJP1z/s1600/Probably+Crazy.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 79px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRN1rcCjrTFt35sFJTWbaZD8oP-jyjL6pzatJLDDeJRvJUP8-D000oevG-R8OrPi2_V94thjHOFnjDx1hMVWUZAOC9s48mGF_3F2NhtgItg03CA-MHPkCmJsAuRy-4x64zRf0vxFqtJP1z/s400/Probably+Crazy.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5691603948545683090" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Real Talk: I skimmed through this one, blanked out after the first "Commie" and then paid attention at the Reagan quote but stopped paying attention again.</span><br /><br /><br /><br />Well that was what it was, however with the rising cost of shipping things, these dudes are probably gonna wind up working in a factory!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-26502714361091486482011-11-10T08:53:00.000-08:002011-11-10T08:57:32.751-08:00Goodnight, and good luck.<span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">Yeah, that's part of what bothers me: the horseshit. You want a nude toy? Well, that's just dicked up, so don't try to tell me you're anything other than a perverted deviant. Toys aren't art, they're a mass-produced consumer good, and you ain't no artist. A nekkid toy, complete with ugly twat, has only one purpose, and it has nothing to do with art. There's an implication inherent in turning a kid's toy into a piece of porn. It means you're a weirdo who has sexualized toys/geek pop culture. It means the thought of a toy with a cunt turns you on. That, by extension, means you connect sex with childhood/childish things. Newsflash, asshole, there's a strong chance you might be an active or a latent pedophile, and that's the bit that really bothers me. I don't cotton to that shit.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Felonious Monk</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-51061989125038306002011-11-03T17:17:00.000-07:002011-11-03T17:37:12.052-07:00(Smash The State eats itself)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi0IiCcgFErqpsMT88j88XfVZ09SGprXwa3rJQ6W9lqDjdrsxy7fvHXkrcq33Vut8sPlv1VIaivp1Knbw2stOfMVNlLxDNu_zwcu941VFKv_TyOdLgM7C5S0k1PwPbsPAaKzzneuQTv4tO/s1600/STSStalker.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi0IiCcgFErqpsMT88j88XfVZ09SGprXwa3rJQ6W9lqDjdrsxy7fvHXkrcq33Vut8sPlv1VIaivp1Knbw2stOfMVNlLxDNu_zwcu941VFKv_TyOdLgM7C5S0k1PwPbsPAaKzzneuQTv4tO/s400/STSStalker.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5670929050871004098" /></a><br />A figure review.<br /><br />G.I. Joe is a pretty retarded thing, that really should've been dead and buried for 10 years at this point, however that is not the case, and we've been subject to A LOT of terrible things, such as everything from 2002-2006, that gay movie, Resolute, and a lot of other things I never actually paid attention to. <br /><br />Occasionally however there is a G.I. Joe that still has THE STUFF. Today, Smash The State is going to discuss the most recent G.I. Joe that has THE STUFF, don't expect a lot of knowledge or wittiness because fuck you we don't care, and the best reviewer of G.I. Joe toys <a href="http://lbamtoyreview.blogspot.com/">Last Best Angry Man</a> is too busy driving his new car in the Alkali Flats<br /><br />2011 Stalker is a rad as fuck figure, he doesn't look like a fucking cartoon, doesn't have bright colours, has a machete and above all else looks like a member of the Black Panther Party, I haven't seen anyone mention that, but it's probably because most white bread honky fuckers into G.I. Joe are thinking "Stalker is Snake Eyes and Tommy's best friend, he didn't kill cops or sell drugs in the 70's"<br /><br />So basically buy this figure, it's a true throw back to the days of G.I. Joe being President Reagan's official gang, full of people from Ohio or high school dropouts (they're the same thing amirite)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-61696584091964478192011-10-18T21:56:00.000-07:002011-10-18T22:13:42.205-07:00Real Life G.I. Joes Part II<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhROZSxkrAf7mFI3A_FYrpOyFTSYcXJJf3OBRBzy4mhdvfhnB294cS6euXNatBg67zZxf6Ix-aELOoF_0E41rR4Q1mOvwjUN4dZPuz8Dhy7kn4nDXJwfu8_01gfeHHggMSdu8_ZQo6FbHGZ/s1600/IMG_1386.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhROZSxkrAf7mFI3A_FYrpOyFTSYcXJJf3OBRBzy4mhdvfhnB294cS6euXNatBg67zZxf6Ix-aELOoF_0E41rR4Q1mOvwjUN4dZPuz8Dhy7kn4nDXJwfu8_01gfeHHggMSdu8_ZQo6FbHGZ/s320/IMG_1386.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5594538874548727058" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">File Photo of a Racist, Christian Activist<br /></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"...a series of emails that show an influential evangelical activist with close ties to the Perry campaign stressing the political importance of โjuxtaposing traditional Christianity to the false God of Mormonism,โ and calling for a โclarion call to Evangelical pastors and pewsโ that will be โthe key to the primaryโ for Perry.<br /><br />The activist in question is David Lane, a conservative Christian power broker who directed fundraising for Perryโs August prayer rally "</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">โLane is the mysterious, behind the scenes, evangelical kingmaker who stormed into Iowa in 2008 and tilted the whole thing from Romney to Huckabee.โ</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smashthegoddamnedstate.blogspot.com/2011/04/real-life-gi-joes.html">What in the fuck is Sure Fire's problem?</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-53804412265291847712011-10-11T20:23:00.000-07:002011-10-11T20:38:36.904-07:00NHL PREDICTIONS 2011<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4HuEVwGAqtuVZ5d7r8rg1QacPPzYmsE-SNaVte-LLDdjMeNHChqs4vg-KwmbffCSF_2lkO7kJ0LNotdc9jc58y0T9YZFG0CB7eq7dPzrXgTOp5Fl1PzZkpuz9lUjV4cxNC95jjUlI4m4O/s1600/GRUNT.JPG"><img style="display:block; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-emvadN509q_eVZ6igMG1XAu1i33g-JRlZRtVn2NhHpIw1n15Av6Cfh8R0SCHNIPK7FCT8n3oItn7_qiIroWEjkTmQcf2kw8SXTxxJMoJun1iPO0Nk7MqWM5CC7PW7GNXPoGPcDurtxg/s400/STS98.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5655344983831172818" /></a><br /><br /><br />This is the only known screengrab of the ORIGINAL STS website circa 1998, after abandoning a print zine because "That fucking kraut at the print shop in Bay Port can't take a fucking joke" and the desire to "Step into the fucking grid, man, it's 1998" Smash The State had a website cooler then the original General Hawk site.<br /><br />Right after it's second update, Dr. Henry E. Miller went to go live in the woods till 2005 and Johnny Turk did "A bunch of rad stuff"Dr. Henry E. Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01035714748236151209noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-52246210213715783212011-09-17T19:00:00.000-07:002011-09-17T19:05:24.882-07:00Hero Worship.<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tqPCT9vwhdg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">On June 12th 1994 We lock a remarkable Soul.......Voice actor Chris Latta (best known for his voicework as Cobra Commander on SUNBOW'S G.I.JOE).<br /><br />Every year my club holds a moment of silence in honour and memory of MR. LATTA.<br /><br /><br />This year on June 12th at Noon (Central time U.S.) we'll hold 3 minutes of silence to honour MR. Latta.<br /><br />And we'd like for you to join us, and honour his memory</span>.</span><br /><br /><br />Remarkable Soul = shitty stand-up comic?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-54430924306476340562011-08-28T20:28:00.000-07:002011-08-30T19:33:54.142-07:00Playing dress up (Guns with orange caps, and the overweight)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5wV0yvOOL3FBIhmyWHVdptfWTY9ROvJN1jUD98hT6KEQz4Z2X7KvBgPK5U-iaLPVmgzNMQCx6uH1iOAyVu4THujeCPX1vcJTyVr93463OXXqJL6zSqYfZhWOwdzsjLiU_pJ4nXHlCNCye/s1600/207095_1972235230174_1371823843_2351789_614712_n.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5wV0yvOOL3FBIhmyWHVdptfWTY9ROvJN1jUD98hT6KEQz4Z2X7KvBgPK5U-iaLPVmgzNMQCx6uH1iOAyVu4THujeCPX1vcJTyVr93463OXXqJL6zSqYfZhWOwdzsjLiU_pJ4nXHlCNCye/s400/207095_1972235230174_1371823843_2351789_614712_n.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5646832703567225554" /></a>
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<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">A child from make a wish foundation gets to go to Disney ok? What does this child see? His or her Heroes.. Mickey, Minnie, Goofy , Donald and the gang right? They might not have a tomorrow as I had stated in a previous post.
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<br />Now... A form of this happened with us as I also stated... had a boy in a wheelchair from this foundation roll up and we were asked if we could have a photo taken.. the boy's fav character had been Flint... It isn't about the cosplaying RPG ... It is about making fans like the both of you to take home a lasting memory.. When that boy see's a Flint character He can say'' Hey! I know that guy! I shook his hand! He told me He'd always fight for my freedom, where ever there's trouble!" Just a simple hand shake... means a world of difference to someone who might not have much of a tomorrow to look forward to.
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<br />Now for !!SE!!.. what he did for the kids and other fans alike was into seriously interacting with them.. LLC did this as well. A boy went to pose with SnakeLLC and the look on his face was worth more then the price of a full attendee package. Words cannot express what that boy felt holding one of Snake's Katana's and posing with him to defend against a possible onslaught of Cobra troopers! YOU say your imagination works differently? so do those fans who got a chance to meet their favorite Joes. That boy went home with a memory of.. I met Snake eyes!
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<br />That is why we do what we do. Without characters to physically talk to and have fun with... what good is it? Hasbro backed our ideas and many of them were estatic that we were there to represent Jinx, Snake-Eyes, Storm Shadow, Lowlight, Zarana and Covergirl.. We did it for the backbone of the convention." </span>
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<br />That's the rantings of the deranged minds of some creep who dresses up like a goddamned toy. Dressing up in lobbies of 2 star hotel convention centres isn't it.
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<br />War Machine.
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<br />I don't know what the fuck this is. Underneath a horrible Rap-Metal song with such poignant lyrics as "DON'T THINK ABOUT IT, ACT UPON IT", is what appears to be some assholes dressed up as army guys and running around some Central American torture hole stopping TERRORISTS from their underage girl kidnapping ring. Or something. Also Duke is some William Hopper looking prick who sure hates trees.
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<br />There's also something that was probably recorded a lot earlier than the box office hunk-a-junk known as Rise Of Cobra
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<br />I just wanna know how someone convinced there Dad to play a character. Roadblock is from Ghana, apparently, and is pretty terrible at rhyming since he rhymed "Ass" with "Ass".
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<br />I understand, that G.I. Joe fans are generally less interested in anything that isn't "Just like the good old days!" or "Action packed thrill rides" but christ isn't there something less obnoxious to do? Like Grunt getting PTSD and getting kicked out of the army and driving through that ghetto known as "Ohio" or some shit. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-82137675296556109252011-08-17T07:33:00.001-07:002011-08-17T07:51:47.642-07:00Another post about Hisstank (with more creepy imagery)
<br />We here at Smash The State have wasted A LOT of time explaining how G.I. Joe fans are generally awful people, ya know misogynistic creeps, fat dudes, fundamentalist Christians, and dudes who listen to heavy metal. The greatest way to find this out is to take a visit to the 'Stank, there's all sorts of fuck ups there! From Jr0d to Unclassified (The dude who threatened to beat up <a href="http://lbamtoyreview.blogspot.com">Last Best Angry Man</a> at a G.I. Joe convention in the previous post) and a guy who's just as fucked up as those two clowns!
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<br />Weezus.
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<br />Weezus is a guy who has a stupid haircut and used to brag on HISS Tank about how he always got into fights and was super tough. Usually when someone brags about how much they fight, and they're on the internet, it's obvious that they're lying! However Weezus also posted pictures of him looking like the victim of a good ol' fashion fag drag! Turns out he was a backyard wrestler.
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<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">A real ass appearance by the Doctor</span>
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<br />Well, today I saw our dear friend Weezus was asking about the legality of a t-shirt. Well this is the t-shirt:
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<br />I hope he goes to jail!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-41905845224388131042011-08-17T07:14:00.000-07:002011-08-17T07:18:10.814-07:00Ladies and Gentleman: Hisstank.com<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqkNzlgcSHTbx62xFjPILbl4t5176pTzJa8ME5MS3zgootpAGFgzEgT8jC5Vr4HS9HdSLyG0C-E_wim9pIdPGeAWGbnjjG8Z9hdsmnfYjYiEFvWTrh3rOWFkEbS1yaz3Cd1e2x9ZFWBphX/s1600/Picture+4.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 47px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqkNzlgcSHTbx62xFjPILbl4t5176pTzJa8ME5MS3zgootpAGFgzEgT8jC5Vr4HS9HdSLyG0C-E_wim9pIdPGeAWGbnjjG8Z9hdsmnfYjYiEFvWTrh3rOWFkEbS1yaz3Cd1e2x9ZFWBphX/s400/Picture+4.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5641828560587294386" /></a>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-31082468678462556152011-08-02T21:57:00.000-07:002011-08-02T22:38:29.435-07:004 years of this shit! (Nerds Losing Money pts i-iv)Yeah, just like last year we fucked up and got the date wrong! Also Dr. Henry E. Miller was too busy puffin' mad chron and impersonating MF Doom. I was too busy ghostwriting episodes of "Anderson Cooper 360ยบ" and building a fence. Also, fuck you, if you're all "Jesus Johnny Turk, didn't you just post about an anniversary of this awful place" probably, but still fuck you, it works for the G.I. Joe line.<br /><br />Anyways, as always being awesome fucking dudes here's a great thing from a long long time ago:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzjWedVJA0fLi61JrTSZZ-CFkbGBiAdwbIRIzsZ_ne-huPDrBHMXLDqrNTBXhQmf5wHcRB-oRlLvCzH1NKOEHJcM3nn768yXbtGcSp_AWZMbaCaVwf0sWQCtgRHdeHRIA5rYQrZLlKiQHv/s1600/prym.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 280px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzjWedVJA0fLi61JrTSZZ-CFkbGBiAdwbIRIzsZ_ne-huPDrBHMXLDqrNTBXhQmf5wHcRB-oRlLvCzH1NKOEHJcM3nn768yXbtGcSp_AWZMbaCaVwf0sWQCtgRHdeHRIA5rYQrZLlKiQHv/s400/prym.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5636492622889475922" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">From July 2008's era of fictitious lawsuits and when we thought it was hilarious to claim Levar Burton was our PR man. Also prior to us having readers</span><br /><br /><br />Something written by Doctor Henry E. Miller that is more topical than ever!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">The Doctors Short Takes Part Duex<br />Don't you idiots get it that by getting your panties in a bunch over the RARE AND EXCLUSIVE FIGURRRRUZ! that we ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE TO GETTTT! you are creating your own fucking problem and building a market for the scalpers you detest so much?<br /><br />It's like junkies who hate their heroin.</span><br /><br /><br />Anyways as always STS would like to thank the following people, places and things for not being total post-hetero landscapes<br /><br />Last Best Angry Man<br />Felonious Monk<br />Bravo and the Cobra Cabana<br />Dan Sartain<br />The Electric Light Orchestra<br />Marlon Wayans<br />The Cool NHL Teams (Detroit, New Jersey, Montreal)<br />And a maybe to D.Verg <br /><br /><br /><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jEx-JWYhWS0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br /><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Iyv905Q2omU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-59073097808169228722011-07-29T03:39:00.000-07:002011-07-29T04:00:13.293-07:00First world problems in San Diego and elsewhereSmash The State has not been terribly active this summer due to the following:<br /><br />1. Puffing mad chron<br />2. Attenting "Black Beach Week"<br />3. Racing motorbikes<br /><br />so while we we're doing all kinds of cool shit this summer, thousands of dumb nerds went to San Diego with the hope of paying inflated ass prices for some dumb "exclusive" toy that at the time of this writing Dr. Henry E. Miller doesn't even know what they look like<br /><br />But wait, lets back peddle a hair here, while thousands of sweaty nerds flew to goddamned California, another bunch sat on their computers and tried to buy these exclusives on Hasbro Toy Shop. Apparently a bunch of them tried to buy shit at once and HTS broke or something and nerds couldn't buy con exclusive copping heroin zartan or whatever, and of course it led to OUTRAGES like this:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Hasbro must read this.<br />Please allow me to be candid..<br /><br />I was there at 11:30 and put a Starscream in my basket several times.... Everytime it crashed. I reloaded, restarted the transaction... everything.<br /><br />Once Starscream was gone.. I went after pink Zarana. Didn't even try for the cold slither version. Everytime i tryed to pay.... IT CRASHED.<br /><br />This was completely fucking awful. I have NEVER had such an awful experience trying to buy anything in my ENTIRE life.<br /><br />I have been one of the biggest proponents and supporters of Hasbro through the years. But this.... just disgusting.<br /><br />Here is what i don't get.. There was a time where there was an amazing brand under Hasbro called GI Joe. We grew up with it. We have supported it for 30 fucking years. The Hasbro team almost completely fucking killed it with that piece of shit Rise of Cobra movie, and we ... US... THE FUCKING COLLECTORS, are the only ones keeping their brand alive and those team members employed.... and they FUCKED us.<br /><br />I was fully prepared to give roughly $100 for your product.. and you said, No.<br /><br />Doesn't it seem against your better interests to make it so incredibly difficult to buy your product when it's falling on the brink?<br /><br />Hasbro, you bit the hand that feeds you.</span><br /><br />For the record nerdo, you haven't supported the line for 30 years, your parents most likely bought your goddamned toys when you were a kid, unless your like 60 years old like Thomas Wheeler.<br /><br />While thousands (actually probably a hundred or so) got all angry at an overloaded online cart system, back at the Real Ass Comic Con this happened:<br /><br /><iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mhEoeoDBVdg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br />Check it out, 15 minutes of live ass video featuring a 70 year old woman (???) ranting about how Hasbro DROPPED THE BALL and screwed her out of toys or something.<br /><br />Apparently a guard "touched" people and told them to leave while some other dude yelled about throwing down 75 bones for "preview" night and that he has WAITED 3 HOURS, then a "Hasbro sucks" chant starts and everyone in the crowd looks like the fucking losers that they are. They make it sound like they are actually waiting in line for something cool like a copy of Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak or toys that aren't some dumb variant.<br /><br />One thing Hasbro doesn't suck at is making nerds lose money!<br /><br />Oh and they set up a Diorama with the Flagg and people got all sweaty about that because HASBRO WONT TAKE THE RISK ON A NEW ONE or something. GI Joe is going to die in 2012. Whoop there it is<br /><br /><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1V6T0lJc3dU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Dr. Henry E. Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01035714748236151209noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-52536654218918593352011-07-28T19:28:00.000-07:002011-07-28T19:38:09.827-07:00Man The Fuck Up!Dear America, please raise your debt ceiling so that you don't default on your loans, and become an even bigger problem for the rest of the world.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0eNevwfWJ7mASjH8etdHf20rmPZ1aqKWygmVPYfMz3Z1zPJSW8-OVxgJUTv_8omQBDv7yrZ20LoBBQuWjVfSzFJgtW8T4Tq5Jej1_Q-MypTXnxv1c2f6SMQhn6mW_iBYOdgxc9TAnKanO/s1600/Capture_062.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0eNevwfWJ7mASjH8etdHf20rmPZ1aqKWygmVPYfMz3Z1zPJSW8-OVxgJUTv_8omQBDv7yrZ20LoBBQuWjVfSzFJgtW8T4Tq5Jej1_Q-MypTXnxv1c2f6SMQhn6mW_iBYOdgxc9TAnKanO/s400/Capture_062.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5634597427459190866" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-19002445193280311282011-06-29T21:35:00.000-07:002011-06-29T21:52:43.967-07:00Advice from the past!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhryjum0zcWZ3uUKdqy8Dhn3dFaCe02xVuJn7dnJDd5X2QeVyjjjslCWlnqRKSKyeGlWM-wOdtSsR2QRF2cT76cRDAecIzYWuMv9ib39fq4FGm3Gyh_GqshEZEKSpVfFqlTsJEdzJtENRgt/s1600/Yuck.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhryjum0zcWZ3uUKdqy8Dhn3dFaCe02xVuJn7dnJDd5X2QeVyjjjslCWlnqRKSKyeGlWM-wOdtSsR2QRF2cT76cRDAecIzYWuMv9ib39fq4FGm3Gyh_GqshEZEKSpVfFqlTsJEdzJtENRgt/s400/Yuck.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623869500798325634" /></a><br /><br />Ladies and Gentleman, your dinner if you attend "COIL CON II". I don't get this goofy shit, even as a kid the idea of making something food "Fun" didn't sit well with me. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfLb-EsCWr7jEftveB2iRRb7w302GmsmZGPpyrMkyNnl1Rlj8nAJZRyzBG1eztsToQA8zEuHdV3q1PtbU2YjUinkC4MgFV5sEdBUhcNwC4Ul3rK41ZzP1lSVgSXKaUIHSG1sxerUos3eww/s1600/ListenToTheManwithaMustache.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 394px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfLb-EsCWr7jEftveB2iRRb7w302GmsmZGPpyrMkyNnl1Rlj8nAJZRyzBG1eztsToQA8zEuHdV3q1PtbU2YjUinkC4MgFV5sEdBUhcNwC4Ul3rK41ZzP1lSVgSXKaUIHSG1sxerUos3eww/s400/ListenToTheManwithaMustache.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623869231627339762" /></a><br /><br /><br />Remember back in the day when kids were told to fuck off outside for 16 hours? Man that was good parenting. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_0t_iXIjzwhCeV8-uxNrXTtEwq3eTSVFTCJHx8va8j3kPDrznh_d_ZSjaKY_4viic2ULEe_8KF9z_2wAwKC3UG_jrDNdPwRiLxJ3CukoSYr3irmQdQeTtKbeWTh8wojKNuiO0Azhx14dj/s1600/TheDawningofANewError.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_0t_iXIjzwhCeV8-uxNrXTtEwq3eTSVFTCJHx8va8j3kPDrznh_d_ZSjaKY_4viic2ULEe_8KF9z_2wAwKC3UG_jrDNdPwRiLxJ3CukoSYr3irmQdQeTtKbeWTh8wojKNuiO0Azhx14dj/s400/TheDawningofANewError.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623868816921860930" /></a><br /><br /><br />Amazingly, people <span style="font-style:italic;">still</span> customize like this, they've also graduated to White-Out, too.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1BmP5r5oTXmpc7za54BGM2uIFbAwHKHj_lncbtGEklQSEodADWrmNjGsdUHScKE-RSj0eEp7jX0CJWMGv56jg7LIrKMfCMeNO0BkGWk2motXKBFM4Zlzw1uBLNwSSUKAFNXEGYcmiuvjf/s1600/Half-AssedBusinessPricks.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 329px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1BmP5r5oTXmpc7za54BGM2uIFbAwHKHj_lncbtGEklQSEodADWrmNjGsdUHScKE-RSj0eEp7jX0CJWMGv56jg7LIrKMfCMeNO0BkGWk2motXKBFM4Zlzw1uBLNwSSUKAFNXEGYcmiuvjf/s400/Half-AssedBusinessPricks.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623870363296818322" /></a><br /><br />Fun fact: I doubt anyone would pay $5.00 for a Marvel G.I. Joe comic anymore!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6U7m3tvNLWbx6u0gy6cUH2lZZm0C3ZT436V6v_9Ubifw1wLN_agQ3kAS3XxIPK_ElTfWnQy1cdkATCAL_kBrGziUpSp_VaSzmy8yzH_yLbRcg2S4J2zEwDe9cxDg9-PypbUN9AmfJXtVl/s1600/HolyFuck.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 338px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6U7m3tvNLWbx6u0gy6cUH2lZZm0C3ZT436V6v_9Ubifw1wLN_agQ3kAS3XxIPK_ElTfWnQy1cdkATCAL_kBrGziUpSp_VaSzmy8yzH_yLbRcg2S4J2zEwDe9cxDg9-PypbUN9AmfJXtVl/s400/HolyFuck.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623867132584446066" /></a><br /><br />Jesus, look at Destro's bare chest. I guess prior to just being a coke user he was a gay porn star. Also note the Cobra Officer in a black costume in the back, I expect someone might care about that. However this is actually pretty good G.I. Joe art considering how awful most of it is.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrxx3WbQ_9Zw_vGFsECj6Uw7QPfqcJR1q96zNoGR4CxyysEoi-JO0gYhAA6UYDGq8RWKhYyO8lsjn5YhyUtzxs826Le7YX1BXlQF7zMPjVOq5CgvTeLl8_gd2S6qMHvsowrf_7y30LZBgx/s1600/Terrorist.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 324px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrxx3WbQ_9Zw_vGFsECj6Uw7QPfqcJR1q96zNoGR4CxyysEoi-JO0gYhAA6UYDGq8RWKhYyO8lsjn5YhyUtzxs826Le7YX1BXlQF7zMPjVOq5CgvTeLl8_gd2S6qMHvsowrf_7y30LZBgx/s400/Terrorist.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623866941537848978" /></a><br /><br /><br />You fucks should probably do this, it'll amuse me.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-43905974641968358082011-06-25T20:23:00.000-07:002011-06-25T20:27:06.330-07:00Great Moral Lessons in G.I. Joe<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-0KwECaoLtBB1c_4hHigUQwIIr5dW-I5e22AGqaBTGyHYisxQzzM_oiSiW6jHbyzeLlOlnXQjmdNxGgvDhcDWwpvVfSEk8IM17b_xj9_w39NOH2WEccErDgx8B0LaVi4kBEgxIZpWRNIW/s1600/DO-IT%2521.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 381px; height: 338px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-0KwECaoLtBB1c_4hHigUQwIIr5dW-I5e22AGqaBTGyHYisxQzzM_oiSiW6jHbyzeLlOlnXQjmdNxGgvDhcDWwpvVfSEk8IM17b_xj9_w39NOH2WEccErDgx8B0LaVi4kBEgxIZpWRNIW/s400/DO-IT%2521.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5622363987450626002" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-19163525161950083392011-06-23T19:28:00.000-07:002011-06-23T20:20:24.625-07:00A Child's Perspective: Part IILike a month ago, Smash The State conducted a bit of research, here is more of it, conducted recently. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Do you ever ask for G.I. Joe for Christmas or your birthday?</span><br /><br />Adam, Age Nine: "You're not supposed to say Christmas, mister. The Zionists have waged war on it and won"<br /><br />Tyler, Age Six: "All I ever get for Christmas is hot dogs. I want a X-Box, but I only get hot dogs. Under the tree is one package of hot dogs, no buns or anything. I blame my mom's boyfriend Tad, for that. Tad's always telling me one day he'll fix his bike, but for now my mom is bringing home the bacon. I ask him why he's always reading my Where's Waldo books, he tells me to respect him or he'll introduce me to his belt"<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">If G.I. Joe was to have a new Celebrity G.I. Joe, who would you want it to be</span><br /><br />George, Age Eight: "Joe Arpaio or maybe Barney The Dinosaur"<br /><br />Adam, Age Nine: "Johnny Bravo"<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Do you think G.I. Joe is better as a 12 inch Doll, or a 4 inch action figure?</span><br /><br /><br />George, Age Eight: "Only girls and the gay kid who came here from San whatever, the place full of gays and Italians, play with dolls."<br /><br />Tyler, Age Six: "I wish my dad was still alive"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-21854240350588687402011-06-15T19:53:00.000-07:002011-06-15T20:07:33.092-07:0091 Grunt's NHL Predictions (The Boston Bruins are a bunch of Jerk Off Jerks)<div><div><a href="http://smashthegoddamnedstate.blogspot.com/2011/06/91-grunts-nhl-predictions-boston-bruins.html">http://smashthegoddamnedstate.blogspot.com/2010/10/91-grunts-nhl-preview.html</a></div></div><div><br /><br /><div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJQGUdoB43Y36UiUF2TG8A1Ap3brI7TMFEXWQzkR5SQ0AXdu1OcTjuVv2hMmY-pyH7j9AcCA6l5B-Hf0zU-5ehS-Gu38lJ4HrOFfL_DY7InReXiNVpJAZp1ScG6YptbbUiLoWQb-CMqSdN/s1600/1256.HORTON%252Bhit.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJQGUdoB43Y36UiUF2TG8A1Ap3brI7TMFEXWQzkR5SQ0AXdu1OcTjuVv2hMmY-pyH7j9AcCA6l5B-Hf0zU-5ehS-Gu38lJ4HrOFfL_DY7InReXiNVpJAZp1ScG6YptbbUiLoWQb-CMqSdN/s400/1256.HORTON%252Bhit.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5618646677580282706" /></a><br /><div><i><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>"KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AT THE BLUE LINE"</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiIQhdpEuSoYawwQr4F-FVL8dBsfo5P8FNk1Irz1DXEIXhwsp8e97xn2tG8lhHmZfciXoBCs1otJbXqlywq0JCJ-8rPALhSwtfA3BYG0OYq5niPOs8QB6IYzdnP0hHftXAxlR5lsU6rSlq/s1600/winnipeg_jets_ccw.gif" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 399px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiIQhdpEuSoYawwQr4F-FVL8dBsfo5P8FNk1Irz1DXEIXhwsp8e97xn2tG8lhHmZfciXoBCs1otJbXqlywq0JCJ-8rPALhSwtfA3BYG0OYq5niPOs8QB6IYzdnP0hHftXAxlR5lsU6rSlq/s400/winnipeg_jets_ccw.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5618647715290452226" /></a><br /></div><div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoJqGePvsXJVfoenkTyLQvJQjew74Bk9Ow9Hu27uli63evCDoCFdF1o29vog5s9jmo9tRh3ZL1BU48Dm_xcVHnDx4N7IPkKdEeteJSw6W3GxPYFsoya9zdWxzQ_pF-Wu-wCY3G2eRt5YeN/s1600/Flames_Jarome_Iginla.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 305px; height: 303px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoJqGePvsXJVfoenkTyLQvJQjew74Bk9Ow9Hu27uli63evCDoCFdF1o29vog5s9jmo9tRh3ZL1BU48Dm_xcVHnDx4N7IPkKdEeteJSw6W3GxPYFsoya9zdWxzQ_pF-Wu-wCY3G2eRt5YeN/s400/Flames_Jarome_Iginla.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5618646281375002994" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-20635495193178830352011-06-01T18:09:00.000-07:002011-06-01T18:11:16.737-07:00Yo Joe!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGEFiARGplhmoGAG2Bb85l8QF1W8ExugR8ewlWdkHafFrZt6xnkyV1lL7hfoJRsWolZi8XUYrIA8Wg6uCwTtOYrhdBz1Tm3kt3ARK1p4Z8oOJx6OV-tRcLW17RD4a015LVCYuh7DaHcO2x/s1600/%2527Merica.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGEFiARGplhmoGAG2Bb85l8QF1W8ExugR8ewlWdkHafFrZt6xnkyV1lL7hfoJRsWolZi8XUYrIA8Wg6uCwTtOYrhdBz1Tm3kt3ARK1p4Z8oOJx6OV-tRcLW17RD4a015LVCYuh7DaHcO2x/s400/%2527Merica.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613423604447940162" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-64383028703000557792011-05-26T18:32:00.000-07:002011-05-26T18:52:41.538-07:00Rockin' in the Projects: The War On Drugs<div>The war on drugs is a controversial thing, some people think "Dope is 4 Dopes" and others think "Legalize and then tax the hell out of it". Both of those are incorrect, as dope is responsible for the best line in a rap song (Regulate), and if anything needs to be taxed up the wazoo, it's religion.</div><div><br /></div><div>Anyways, G.I. Joe was hardly one to shy away from controversy, the first 2 years was Army guys fighting White Supremacists, so of course they had something to say on the war on drugs.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><br /></span></u></span></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhy2rTKaYLz_8g227mBr8AsfQrsnWfnMzYOQ80Xr1jc9opKWW-3VX8Lob8i2d0b74ltuWsxSIWp_QnsRUi_cFeMhBx4ZpwTpROeljF7bKpSrtXOTJ7-1Bu8GnFcH7F3z8WmfHVuDwhrqnY3/s1600/Drugz.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><span><span></span></span><img style="text-align: left;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 132px; " src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhy2rTKaYLz_8g227mBr8AsfQrsnWfnMzYOQ80Xr1jc9opKWW-3VX8Lob8i2d0b74ltuWsxSIWp_QnsRUi_cFeMhBx4ZpwTpROeljF7bKpSrtXOTJ7-1Bu8GnFcH7F3z8WmfHVuDwhrqnY3/s400/Drugz.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611205715746935858" /></a></div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">America's cleanest Hood. Picture Credit: Some dude with a white couch</span><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"> </span></div><br /><b>"YOU HAVE THE POWER TO SAY NO"</b><div><br /></div><div>What the fuck G.I. Joe? Seriously I understand drug problems among America's inner city youth is a serious fucking thing, but going into the slums posting wanted signs for the fucking Hamburglar, and spray painting inspirational messages on the walls isn't going to help. In actuality it's contributing to the Urban Decay that causes youths to need an escape from the reality that is the ghetto.</div><div><br /></div><div>Who knows though, maybe that slum is actually FORT AMERICA, G.I. Joe's top secret weapon for exterminating the poor.<br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Thanks a lot Mutt!</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110123758457506508.post-52811252362176375802011-05-23T19:03:00.000-07:002011-05-23T19:33:15.041-07:00Truth in Dio Stories<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 68); font-family: tahoma, 'Trebuchet MS', lucida, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; ">Smash the State has always been and are at the forefront of talking about toys on the internet. We also recogniz</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 68); font-family: tahoma, 'Trebuchet MS', lucida, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; ">e a good g.i. joe dio story when we see it. What follows is just that, when G.I. Joe meets real ass life.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 68); font-family: tahoma, 'Trebuchet MS', lucida, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; "><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 68); font-family: tahoma, 'Trebuchet MS', lucida, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; ">Mother Fucker!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 68); font-family: tahoma, 'Trebuchet MS', lucida, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi65pQiormJ0K8l-aUqrapjHW1141aaBSzmPK30mdlZpTTCbQddls6QaJSTaQ9J8akJfuZjVLO7fWq6wenj42iTVHuYJPpXdyWgEeKwCQrfIFkZey4pXyZ0K7UbqWFzlUBdFz7D2Gf2UZg/s400/DSC03260.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 269px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610104412256412514" /></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm on empty? That's what I get for letting SciFi use my crossover.(Chuckles is a prick nerd)</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Excuse me, sir?!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVssPGJljV7r9fH9KQa4tNCWTBHc7prLB4Z9OOwcpvUl01Se755BZWEYFn5lL49y2wWpxIiYDOEk1DpLUddwbL1uWqmVbw1y4YHlgtpJcr4BJNzlxgCQPnHQ24bYnYJe2KMKE9RWhzvDQ/s400/DSC03262.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 250px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610104237327596450" /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Hey man, listen. My daughter has been in an accident. I'm on my way to see her, but I ran out of gas! I'm just trying to raise enough money to make it across the bridge to Arkansas. Will you help me?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">No.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1FMaANdcg0IQZLknMPvP_jKl7Ja8a8wFESikId-ERONiDVXhtnGSJGe8w_AAn0tl9F1DAMeGYtHzjsx8tmm8Fx9RooRF3neXXtYaG4AjSf7w4nJ4nYheacCYb5jwgbaCK6qy9qWR7d7s/s400/DSC03265.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 324px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610104002078739234" /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Listen man, if you give me your address, I promise I'LL send it back and reimburse you with interest!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Where's your car? Can I see your driver license?</div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOA1FfqfWGzP4VoBc19jWSyOZ0ivgCEnb48ejZnvYGrRa8xIWpSNBRmzkWLMHQOejkfmQFhKFAbRVK4uv7PkepK-EF9xJ9jprAO-SG7dp0NWaaO0nmEsw7xMIsDXWAXJDfWbhMim72Ax0/s400/DSC03267.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 273px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610103781127472082" /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">It's behind the building man! Lighten up man! Will you help me?<br /></div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhofDhBIc3HHg8bq2EK3p4QLiK0UaLWRpXbSn9Ty3mxL6Y8ptdlKScSRJvGovF5sS_LE-xpObYBlYkhTJz5OfHqHCOPs7xw4MwHlBhSJ-M6g2306nSSVjHyJouUUxxgJjR8rFabOGkveS4/s400/DSC03268.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610103312708219362" /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">(I turned around and let my gat explode. Now I'm switching my mind back into freak mode.)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">LET ME PUMP MY GAS IN PEACE, MOTHER FUCKER.</div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR26qwwqCT7yJLaWl9EYYm_yJ3iV_L-WO4tLrTmiOBNfX4EmVzIMzi-xetbY1qCqx2ldCoeLnUIFrI6IUem-3Z1jk-2hsrfDJbXZ5IWIAAqg3GcQLqz40XCjbrsuaNw_5Qno1hw7DQdNk/s400/DSC03272.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610102996461268082" />Future Negrohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04194684800479158645noreply@blogger.com2