Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Da Tom Jacks Memorial Episode 1, Study Guide..


Oh You.....
You love STS....
And in honor of the forthcoming Smash The Goddamn State activity book, I give you this fill in the blank companion to the STS/Sroca Slutch Transmission.
*answers at the back

1) Tom Jacks is ________. I hope.
2) Besides a delicious fruit paste, guano can also be used to make _____________ credentials.
3) Star-brigade is just ______________ & _______________
4) Dverburg is turned on by Ozone's _________
5) Turk, at one time had ____ astro vipers! ... but doesn't remember where they came from.
6) Dverburg was an envious fuck, because his friend had___________ growing up.
7) Marvel is _______!
8) Dverburg thinks interracial couples are only allowed in ______________.
9) Turk's favorite "Law & Order" incarnation is ___________.
10) Dverburg drives a _______________.
11) _____________ thinks the phrase, "Johnny come lately", is ok to use.
12) Memphis fucks you up man. Memphis is _____________.
13) Jack138 is ______
14) Tom Jacks likes _________, ____________ women.
15) Dverburg knows a lot about ________ ___________, but nothing about ________ __________.

5 comments:

  1. we'll have to declare even more people dead next time!

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  2. 1. President
    2. Barbara Walters'
    3. fucking awesome, really fucking awesome
    4. ozone replinisher thingie
    5. 27
    6. pubic hair
    7. da bomb
    8. his wet dreams
    9. L&O: Special Ed Unit
    10. Malibu with a dead alien in the trunk
    11. Johnny's girlfriend
    12. a helluva drug
    13. ahead of Jack137
    14. cute puppies, St. Ides
    15. Marvel Superheroes, Richie Rich

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  3. I read #14 wrong...since I dunno what "St. Ides women" are.

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  4. i have a good idea what a st. ides woman is, bravo

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  5. I had my kids give me the answers...
    http://gijoetoysandflowers.blogspot.com/2010/11/answers-to-sts-questionairre.html

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