Yeah, just like last year we fucked up and got the date wrong! Also Dr. Henry E. Miller was too busy puffin' mad chron and impersonating MF Doom. I was too busy ghostwriting episodes of "Anderson Cooper 360º" and building a fence. Also, fuck you, if you're all "Jesus Johnny Turk, didn't you just post about an anniversary of this awful place" probably, but still fuck you, it works for the G.I. Joe line.
Anyways, as always being awesome fucking dudes here's a great thing from a long long time ago:
From July 2008's era of fictitious lawsuits and when we thought it was hilarious to claim Levar Burton was our PR man. Also prior to us having readers
Something written by Doctor Henry E. Miller that is more topical than ever!
The Doctors Short Takes Part Duex
Don't you idiots get it that by getting your panties in a bunch over the RARE AND EXCLUSIVE FIGURRRRUZ! that we ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE TO GETTTT! you are creating your own fucking problem and building a market for the scalpers you detest so much?
It's like junkies who hate their heroin.
Anyways as always STS would like to thank the following people, places and things for not being total post-hetero landscapes
Last Best Angry Man
Bravo and the Cobra Cabana
The Electric Light Orchestra
The Cool NHL Teams (Detroit, New Jersey, Montreal)
And a maybe to D.Verg