Yeah, that's part of what bothers me: the horseshit. You want a nude toy? Well, that's just dicked up, so don't try to tell me you're anything other than a perverted deviant. Toys aren't art, they're a mass-produced consumer good, and you ain't no artist. A nekkid toy, complete with ugly twat, has only one purpose, and it has nothing to do with art. There's an implication inherent in turning a kid's toy into a piece of porn. It means you're a weirdo who has sexualized toys/geek pop culture. It means the thought of a toy with a cunt turns you on. That, by extension, means you connect sex with childhood/childish things. Newsflash, asshole, there's a strong chance you might be an active or a latent pedophile, and that's the bit that really bothers me. I don't cotton to that shit.
Felonious Monk
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Hey, I say some righteous shit every once in awhile! Fucking pervs trying to justify their deviant predilections as something harmless and foisting them on the rest of us!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of deviant views, has Bravo showed back up yet? I left as an experiment to see if I was the one who chased that swell fucker away from the boards.
Your a hero F'Monk and that's indeed why you were chosen as the guy to quote when book-ending history's best blog.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Bravo never returned!
No, you guys cannot be done. Not when there seems to be an actual sequel/reboot to the worst movie ever, that seems halfway good. At least the trailer is good? You guys took just the right approach to nerdly pursuits that I have neither the time or resources to imbibe in. I think I am coming back because of you guys. No lie and no shit. I love you too!
ReplyDeleteWell shit, if Jack Burton makes a goddamned return, so will Smash The State
ReplyDeleteMay be even Barvo or whatever his name is will cum back.
ReplyDeleteHell yeah it's good to see Bravo commenting again.
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