The Douchebag Of The Week-A-Thon
There is no particular criteria for this esteemed award and with the abundance of freaks out there, there will be no shortage of nominees.....
This Weeks Winner?!
Shane goes by the handle LordRaven on joedios.com. He is also the life partner of the recently resigned moderator of joedios.Would you like to know more about Shane? Of course you would.....
"Well I live in Winnipeg, MB where I am the assistant manager at a clothing store. Been there almost 2 years now.I collect lots of different types of action figures, mostly joes and starwars, but anything I think is neat I'll pick up.
I play video games, board games, and RPGs like D&D.
I am a published poet, author, and musician."
......and a delusional alcoholic.
When Shane is not too busy meeting other gay dudes online or telling Graham how awesome he is, he stops by joedios to say weird shit aimed at me that makes no sense. Like, "He without out sin, cast the first stone." Ya, keep trying to quote the bible on a toy site you ginger-headed drunk.
Well there is your Douchebag of the week!
Oh yea, he makes his own comedic shorts too!
Shane's Comedy- The Distraction
Hey, man, you better watch it. Dude has a Top Gun t-shirt.
ReplyDeleteYea but his biceps look like pipe cleaners in it.
ReplyDeleteAlthough he sure does bite the hell out of that toast!
he always reminded me of "Malachi" from Children Of The Corn.
ReplyDeleteHey, you removed my comments, you didn't think they were valid?
ReplyDeleteDear Lord Raven/Sonnelion/Death At Midnight: Please fuck off and die.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Smash The State Managment
You don't know the half of it! He's a douche with a capital D! King Douche of the Douchelings! If you ever meet him in person I suggest you kick him directly in the balls, videotape it, and then post your videos as responses to his painfully boring "reviews"!
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