-Moon Knight's life, while crazy, mirrors that of Jack187.
-Turk's girlfriend is a highly skilled thief.(plz note: she's white)
-When you think about it, old people are a lot like joe collectors.
-3rd party transformer armors and products are NOT the best.
-SMASH THE STATE NEVER LOSES
-Black guys are sometimes bald.
-Big Lob is NO ONE'S sidekick!
-Lord Raven is a hateful homophobe.
-Snake Eyes is a "Phoenix". (Meaning, he takes online classes at a second rate online college)
-2 Gun Larry... 'Nuff said.
-Rainbow Brite promotes slavery
-Tom Jacks is in fact, REAL.
-D.Verberg REALLY cares about gloves.
Don't Kill Yourself.