Free Up Your Fucking Schedule

It's here you son's a bitches!

The first annual "Smash the Goddamn State- Figure Review-a-Thon" convention.

Yea, I said it. I'll repeat it for emphasis. The STS con is fucking happening.

Location: Memfrica, TN, United States of A' fucking 'Merica

First meet spot: Raiford's Hollywood, Memphis' original home of disco.

Dates: First weekend in June

Cost: Free to members, but add the cost of the number of 40's you can pound.

Events: The STS drink off, the make fun of a custom contest, the who can score the fattest chick contest, the who can score the blackest chick contest, the mvp award (usually reserved for the attendee who is thrown out of the most bars), the lightweight award(for the first jerk to puke), the Sleeping Beauty Award( for the first jerk to pass out.)

Housing: There is a shit ton of hotels downtown. Future Negro has one spare bed, but he plans to sleep downtown too.

Special Guest: Jeffery Wright, the husband of Larry Hama's 2nd cousin from his mother's side. (Assuming he gets clean in time, and is released from his court mandated rehabilitation center)

Con Exclusives: Black Ripcord 4 pack, all in different gang attire. (Bloods, Crips, Latin Kings, and the Memphis native, Orange Rind) accompanied by A HISS tank riding on chrome with operating hydraulics.

Costumes: Are not permitted in anyway what so ever, except for Moon Knight. (Yes Verberg, you may dress as Moon Knight. In fact, you MUST dress as Moon Knight.)

The Number of spots is limited, and failure to attend may result in a banning from the STS forum. Don't miss your chance to see the lovely "bluff city" and to meet Da Future Talented Fireflyed, the esteemed Doctor Henry E. Miller, and international legend, Johnny Turk.