We here at Smash The State have a rarely check e-mail. Here's some gems from it!
From Get_Nugged420@yahooligans.com: "Hey u guys shud stop posting people's pics on the net"
Johnny Turk says: Fuck You!
From email@example.com: "No I am not Rick Danko. Please stop e-mailing me asking for autographed lyric sheets to the song "Home Cookin'" I don't know what you're talking about.
Johnny Turk says: Riley is a total slut name, so I apologize
From firstname.lastname@example.org: I know you dudes like rock music, i did an article about what 1/2 of septic death has been up to
there it is.
Johnny Turk Says: Jesus Verberg, why'd you kill yourself?
Remember if you send an e-mail to "Raffi_TorresD.U.I.@live.com" you might just be e-mailing a goon!