Saturday, June 19, 2010

The Douchebag Of The Week-A-Thon

This strange little hobby of ours is basically filled with two types of people: phony pompous assholes and creepy creepy jobless fat dudes. And as a result of this fact, STS is ready to pour out the proper accolades upon these wretched individuals. With that in mind I give you:

The Douchebag Of The Week-A-Thon

There is no particular criteria for this esteemed award and with the abundance of freaks out there, there will be no shortage of nominees.....

This Weeks Winner?!

Matthew
Morelock

I HAVE KNOW IDEA WTF IS GOING ON IN THIS FACEBOOK PROFILE PIC.

Matt is known by Agent Viper on joedios and other shitty joe fan sites like JBL.

From his myspace:

About me:

Ok, if you are actually reading this, your are one cool person :D. I'm Matt Morelock, I am a sincere individual, I try to be courteous, respectful, and a good person. I've been referred to as everything you can think of, spanning from "Your My Hero" to "Your a D Bag". Its normal I guess? I love meeting new people and learning new things, I'm not afraid to try something new. I stand 6'1, I catch a LOT of crap for my massive shoe size. Thats about it, of course i could not fit my whole life story into this, it would probably blow up :D

If I had to guess, I would say I was the one that called him douchebag.

6 comments:

  1. Never trust anyone with a faggy emo haircut.

    Hmmm...giving away the 1998 Polar Cobras? Those still have decent resale value. (Isn't this hobby about the money?)

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  2. What can I say. I used to be a nice guy!

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  3. Before the dark times, before the Chocolate City...

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  4. Truth is, the Chocolate City can change a man.

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  5. I'm only an "okay" jerk?? I was sooo wrong about giving that pickle puffer a second/forty seventh chance. Now he takes pictures in a light box and gets jerked off by junior dios members=)

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