Thursday, October 14, 2010

It's well established by this point...

That G.I. Joe fans are horrible human beings.

How do I know this? Well I've discussed G.I. Joe with jerks for a long time, and I've gotten to be quite good at determining "Creeps" and Non-Creeps". Basically there's people who live in the real world and don't think about G.I. Joe all the fucking time, and there are people who make naked customs of strippers. Here's a look at TOTALLY real and true Hisstank.com (a den of scum and depraved individuals) Member Groups.

Its always 4:20 somewhere
This is for all the fellow Tankers that like to participate in a little extra curricular activity.


Yeah, maybe you should participate in exercise!

Hisstank Women
Theres not too many of us but somebody said something about making a group so here we go! Lets prove the girl joe-fans exist!


There's not too many thin ones either!

The Iron Maiden Group
This group is for all the Iron Maiden fans on the tank! Up the Irons!!!!!


Well if one group commits a mass suicide, I hope it's this one!

Bigfoot Enthusiasts
For all those who believe in the legendary creature. (Alien Enthusiasts also welcome)


Tinfoil Hat Group #1

Livin' the Dream
If you didn't just play with the toys... but signed the dotted line and lived the dream. (active duty or veteran) Make yourself heard hear.


Yeah man, that Skystriker sure made me want to join the fuckin' airforce. God damn separate reality from fiction!

Collecting Cops
Just a collector group for me and my fellow brothers in blue. Unless I'm the only one in the US and Canada who collects.


I wonder if this group beats up the minority collector groups!

Resolute rocks!!!!!!!!
If you love Resolute this is the plae to be .where we can talk about all that is Resolute !!!!!!


Man Resolute wasn't very good but god damn did a lot of people have something invested in it or something. Maybe it was the Sambo Roadblock or something.

K.A.I.J.
K.A.I.J. (pronounced cage): Kids Are Into Joes The only Hisstank.com group that is exclusively for kids! Want to join? Send me (warrant officer flint) a private message if you are between the ages of 1 and 16 and I'll send you an invite! Current Member: 5


Yikes.

The Resistance
The truth, thoughts, and conspiracies about today's issues.


Tinfoil hat group #2: This time about Obama being born in Africa!

RONIN BREED
THOSE WHO ARE ALL ABOUT THE JOE. NO COBRA LOVERS WANTED. WE TALK ABOUT THE JOE BATTLES IN BOOKS,CARTOONS,AND IN REAL LIFE. WE ALL HAVE BATTLES WE WON,LOSS OR ARE STILL FIGHTING. LET'S TALK ABOUT THEM AND LEARN FROM THEM.


That really made me laugh.

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