Wednesday, October 27, 2010
G.I. Joe is pretty patriotic, he fights for Freedom over Land and Air. Fuck the sea because that touches international waters, which also touches China. Fuck Communism (please continue to make our toys and cheap socks!). Outside of hating marine life, G.I. Joe displays it's patriotism quite proudly.
Here is Gung Ho, a Homosexual American:
He loves America, more than he loves the fact he knows what an Ottoman is. I don't know what an Ottoman is, but that's because all my furniture is made out of cinderblocks, ply wood and cable spools. Fuck you Gung Ho, get a real name rather than some mumbo jumbo in a made up language known as "French"
But it's not just humans that love America, killing machines also love America. Here is Fort America or as Steam Roller calls it "Old Gory"
Nothing is more fitting to be named after America than a Tank that turns into a slum.