Roadblock: Grunt, what the fuck. We had Cobra lined up like a duck.
Grunt: LISTEN UP ROADCOKE WHERE IS TRIPWIRE
Grunt: I FOUND THIS IN HIS PLACE OF RESIDENCE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
Roadblock: He found that chains are the way to gain?
Grunt: JESUS SHUT UP!
Grunt: OH GOD TRIPWIRE THIS IS WORSE THAN BECOMING A PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIE ACTOR, YOU ARE NOW IN TIGER FORCE. BOMB SQUAD NEEDS YOU
Tripwire: Where are the Orientals
Roadblock: 'Nam is over. Over like Rover.
Grunt: WHERE IS THE PURPLE OUTFIT. FIRST I DON'T GET TO MACY'S BECAUSE OF A BALD MAN AND NOW MY BEST FRIEND IS A MEMBER OF HISSTANK.COM
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Maybe it's early in the morning, but I'm not sure what the chains meant. However, that makes it more vague, and therefore better.
ReplyDeletewait. what if Raptor has nothing to do with birds or jurassic parks, what if he just really loves to rap? did you think about that? also, i am glad he's not rapetor. very glad. too many accountants are rapists, and it would just feed the stereotype.
ReplyDelete"Where are the Orientals" and an accompanying picture of the skoog should make it onto a t-shirt soon
i'd buy one
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