Ya know "Dr. Mindbender" isn't that stupid a code-name

I found some list of what code-names were also suggested by Larry Hama. Holy shit are a lot of them awful!

Snake Eyes-------------------------------------Spook
Cover Girl-----------------------------------------Hurricane Holga
Blowtorch-----------------------------------------Pyro/Hot-Foot
Mutt & Junkyard-------------------------------Dog-Face & George/Dawg
Recondo------------------------------------------Boonie-Rat
Roadblock----------------------------------------Steam-Roller/Hardball/Bubba
Bazooka------------------------------------------Long-Shot/Rough-Tackle/Heat-Man/Armor-Harmer/Hard-Line
Crankcase---------------------------------------Fast-Lane/Rollbar
Footloose----------------------------------------Action/Bravo/Grunt
Heavy Metal-------------------------------------Fast-Track/Road-Iron/Rolling-Jack/Bogie-Wheel
Lady Jaye----------------------------------------Lady Shea/Shady Lady/Sprite
Beach Head-------------------------------------Cool/Ambush/Mr. Bones
Dial-Tone-----------------------------------------Squelch/Hot-Line
Iceberg--------------------------------------------Winter/Ice-Man/Cool Breeze/Chill
Leatherneck-------------------------------------Gyrene/Semper-Fi/Jar-Head/Gunny
Lifeline---------------------------------------------Angel/Last-Chance
Mainframe----------------------------------------CHIP/Big-Byte/Rely
Sci-Fi-----------------------------------------------Hot-Spot/Red-Light
Wet-Suit------------------------------------------Gator/Hammer-Head/Soggy
Back-Stop----------------------------------------Hardball/Boxcar/No-Guff
Fast Draw----------------------------------------Backfire
Hard Top------------------------------------------Four-Lane/Crusher/Turtle/Slo-Mo
Rumbler-------------------------------------------Motor-Face/Down-Shift/Overdrive/Long-Gone/Scrambler
Steam-Roller------------------------------------Tank-Trap/Pig-Iron/Dozzer
Avalanche----------------------------------------Chill-Out/Glacier/North Wind
Knockdown--------------------------------------Swatter/Fly-Trap
Maverick------------------------------------------Cloud-Jammer/Mach-Buster/Vortex
Armadillo-----------------------------------------Rumbler/Gila/Sand-Turtle
Blizzard-------------------------------------------Cold-Front/North-Wind
Budo-----------------------------------------------Katana/Daito/Slasher
Charbroil------------------------------------------Cinder/High-Flame/Bunsen
Ghostrider----------------------------------------Ghostwing/Blipless/No-Show/Silent-Knight/Slinker/Wraithwing
Hardball-------------------------------------------Thumper/High-Pop/Line-Drive/Lob-Shot
Hit & Run-----------------------------------------Night-Raid/Rope-Burn
Lightfoot-------------------------------------------Hotfoot/Nitro/Chain-Fire
Muskrat-------------------------------------------Swamp-Runner/Bayou/Wet-Willy/Swamp-Dawg/Bad-Bayou
Repeater------------------------------------------Mower/Graze-Fire/Reaper-Man
Spearhead----------------------------------------Frontline/First-Wave
Super Trooper-----------------------------------Hard Corps
Windmill-------------------------------------------X-Terminator/Cyclone/Xyclone/Cool-Breeze/Chill
Ambush-------------------------------------------Sgt. Hyde/Smokescreen
Bullhorn-------------------------------------------Peacemaker/Talkdown/Wingshot/Last-Chance
Cold Front----------------------------------------Big Chill/Cold Wave/Sub-Zero/Perma-Frost/Cold War/Cold Steel
Freefall--------------------------------------------Jump Master
Major Storm-------------------------------------Major Foray
Pathfinder----------------------------------------Whaker/Bushmaster/Wildfire/Brushfire/Wildwood
Stretcher-----------------------------------------Housecall
Topside-------------------------------------------Barracuda/Snipe/Marlinspike/Swabbie/Salty Dog
Updraft--------------------------------------------Egg Beater
Altitude-------------------------------------------Geronimo!
Skydive-------------------------------------------Jump Master
Cloudburst---------------------------------------Spindrift
Heavy Duty--------------------------------------Cinder Block/Bulwark/Brick-Wall
Major Altitude-----------------------------------Air-Cav/Updraft/Whirlwind
Skymate------------------------------------------Digger/Jackaroo/Dingo
Tracker--------------------------------------------Bloodhound
Ozone---------------------------------------------Fresh-Air
Big Bear------------------------------------------Skulker


"Heat Man" What is this Mega Man? However my favorite is that Lightfoot could've had a name as awesome as "Chain-Fire" makes those rude Gordon Lightfoot cracks a lot worse in retrospect. Also Hardball could've had the most pornoriffic name ever with "High Pop"

Here's the Cobra list:

Major Bludd--------------------------------Major Chill
Destro----------------------------------------Warmaster
B.A.T.S.-------------------------------------B.A.T. (Battle Android Tactical)
Dr. Mindbender---------------------------Dr.?/Professor Paine/Count Vlad the Cruel/The Inquisitor
Monkeywrench---------------------------Hang-Fire/Blaster/Boom-Boom/Frag-Head
Serpentor-----------------------------------King Cobra/Cobra Rex/Rama Set/ZoR
Thrasher------------------------------------Basher/Mean-Streak/Bash McFeral/Cruncher
Big Boa-------------------------------------Snake-Charmer/Big Bad Boa
Croc Master-------------------------------Krawl
Crystal Ball--------------------------------Trance Master/Prof ID/Mesmeron/The Gazer
Gyro-Vipers-------------------------------Rotor-Vipers
Ice-Vipers----------------------------------Werewolves/Were-Walruses
Raptor---------------------------------------Peregrine/Gos/Skree
Seaslugs-----------------------------------Squids/Krakens
W.O.R.M.S.------------------------------Crabs/Roaches/Slugs/Grubs
Zanzibar------------------------------------Dog Day/Top-Knot/Keel Haul
Astro-Vipers------------------------------Cosmo-Vipers/Star-Vipers
Hydro-Vipers-----------------------------Deep Demons
Iron Grenadiers--------------------------The Nameless Legion/The Stainless Steel Brigade/The Hard Corps
Toxo-Vipers-------------------------------Heavy Breathers/Gas-Vipers
Voltar---------------------------------------Graf Kondor/Lord Kondor/Madagascar/Field Marshall Null
Decimators-------------------------------Panheads
Metal-Head-------------------------------Tank-Buster/Tank-Zapper/Squash-Head Harry/Salvo/Heat-Round
Night Creepers--------------------------Ghost-Tigers/Brotherhood of the Were-Tigers/Ghost-Dragons
Overlord------------------------------------Braco Dracommen/Carbo Medmornac
Range-Vipers----------------------------Bush-Vipers/Badgers/Snake-Eaters/Dingos
S.A.W.-Vipers---------------------------C.L.A.W.-Vipers (Cobra Light Automatic Weapons)
Sludge-Vipers----------------------------Sludge-Slingers
Incinerators-------------------------------Salamanders
Interrogator--------------------------------Probe/Third Degree/Inquisitor
Night Vultures----------------------------Owlhoots
Sky Creeper------------------------------Sky Skull/Nightwing
Air Devils-----------------------------------Sky-Snakes/Vector-Vipers
Headman-----------------------------------Big man/High Roller
Storm Shadow-------------------------------Ghost-Shadow

Those Night Creeper ones are embarassing, and why did he try to give Zanzibar the name Keel Haul, It's not like Admiral Keel Haul wasn't released or anything! From now on Voltar should be referred too as "MADAGASCAR"