Saturday, April 7, 2012

Black Ripcord Part Whatever

If you've noticed the lack of activity, it's partially based on the fact that G.I. Joe is pretty stupid and outside of 30th Stalker, and 30th/Renegadez Storm Shadow has been a waste of time. The rest of it has been Dr. Henry E. Miller being tangled up in some rough stuff involving a burned out tractor trailer and "some motherfucker who runs a Gyro shop"

Anyways, I sauntered over to Hiss Tank today, and found some stereotypical HISS Tank nonsense. That place is a lot like working at a warehouse, you're surrounded by linear thinking racist pigs who know nothing except how to steal. Well here's some stupid ass pictures of people saying embarrassing things:

Is Jar Jar Binks even a relevant reference at this point? That guy wrecked the SERIOUS BUSINESS that was Star Wars, like 15 years ago, give it up, jesus.

This wouldn't be the reaction if Ripcord was "WHITE REDHEAD GUY FROM USA"

Holy hell that Troynos dude is still around? He started some "SECRETIONS FROM DA FILECARDS" thread that was even more tedious than reading "G.I. Joe: Iconoclast by Tim Elf"

I like how whenever Ripcord is brought up, dudes always pull out this mythical "Ripcord was a great character and very memorable" nonsense. Ripcord didn't do shit, and was a figure that was only better than the flame thrower faggot, and the Pippi Longstockings Indian medicine man.

You think some guy with a Wesley Willis quote in his signature would be a little more tolerant than a dude making a joke about the black guy dying first. Turns out he isn't! This guy should suck a male camel's dick.

Well on that note, the new Spring update has happened!


  1. wait

    female camels have dicks?

  2. I read that female hyenas have pseudo-penises, like Tom Jacks' ex-girlfriend.

    Hi, Turk.

  3. Dear Bravo, you should def come back, or at least visit Felix's new message board!