Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Preview of the STS Activity Book

Will be finished circa Feb 2011. Hey man 25 pages of this nonsense is hard to do! I don't see Cobra Cabana doing "1998: A Commemorative Plate Series"

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Great Moments in HISS Tank HISStory

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"Rest In Peace Rocky
Posted on 04-02-2010 at 08:17 PM by C.I.A.D.
Rocky-Profile-Pic---HissTank It is with a very heavy heart that I post this message. This past Wednesday, long time HissTank Forum Member rocky was found dead in his apartment.

Rocky, for better or worse at times, was a very vocal part of this board and he'll truly be missed.

Sorry to see you go, Rocky.

If you would like to share your condolences, please click on the discuss button below

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Cobra Commander's Daily Life

Cobra Commander is a busy man

I gotta get to that interview!!

Oh yeah! They're playin' Procal Harum. My favorite!

Get off the road ya crazy bitch!

No, I don't hate America. I hate Americans. They're all so loud!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Smash The State part 2 is a year old and Da Talent is a rogue negro

Smash The State v2 is much like Jason Arnotts second stint with the New Jersey Devils: Number one and the best (I only say that because he has six goals and two tonight and the devils are basicly a minor league team with injuries and goddamn)

It is also a year old today. So that means me and Johnny Turk have been drinking hobo jug wine and smoking skunk weed and haven't been able to post about this till like 9 at night or whatever.

also Johnny Turk and D Verburg did a podcast about GI Joes, Tom Jacks and Freedom, you can listen to it here after listening to that Da Talents previous post may make sense! Da Talent is a rogue negro and does whatever he want and doesn't live by whiteys rules so he made his study guide before the Tom Jacks Memorial Podcast went public.

So yeah, fuck jerks STS never loses.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Da Tom Jacks Memorial Episode 1, Study Guide..

Oh You.....
You love STS....
And in honor of the forthcoming Smash The Goddamn State activity book, I give you this fill in the blank companion to the STS/Sroca Slutch Transmission.
*answers at the back

1) Tom Jacks is ________. I hope.
2) Besides a delicious fruit paste, guano can also be used to make _____________ credentials.
3) Star-brigade is just ______________ & _______________
4) Dverburg is turned on by Ozone's _________
5) Turk, at one time had ____ astro vipers! ... but doesn't remember where they came from.
6) Dverburg was an envious fuck, because his friend had___________ growing up.
7) Marvel is _______!
8) Dverburg thinks interracial couples are only allowed in ______________.
9) Turk's favorite "Law & Order" incarnation is ___________.
10) Dverburg drives a _______________.
11) _____________ thinks the phrase, "Johnny come lately", is ok to use.
12) Memphis fucks you up man. Memphis is _____________.
13) Jack138 is ______
14) Tom Jacks likes _________, ____________ women.
15) Dverburg knows a lot about ________ ___________, but nothing about ________ __________.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Special In Depth Behind The Scenes R@RE Look at 1987 G.I. Joe Animated Movie

Did you jerks know that the most famous scene of the 1987 G.I. Joe Animated Film was completely improvised? Yeah I know you're thinking "Well gee Johnny Turk, it's an animated film, it can't be improvised" Fuck you!

Anyways a while back Smash The State wound up talking to a Hollywood Insider (Coke Dealer) who told us this really crazy ass story. Apparently during the voice recording sessions, they decided to have the actors for each scene (in sequential order too!) record their lines together. So despite half of it being Neil Ross talking to himself it was a winning method! Until the famous scene in which Roadblock and Cobra Commander were running around in the fucking Himalayas.

Kene Holliday and Chris Latta before hand had discussed how this G.I. Joe shit was "A real fuckin' career killer" because they were better off being "Some screechy ass airplane that turns into truck or something" (Latta) and "Gettin' bonked on the head for some racist old man's enjoyment" (Holliday). So they got real fucking zonked out on Coke and then tore apart the recording studio. This was expected because Kene Holliday was on a work release. What wasn't expected was the fact that their coke binge wound up being way better than the original script.

Excerpt of Original Script:
Roadbloc (Sic): Look here Commander. I'm gonna bust your head like a salamander!
Enemy Leader: You can't sssssssstop me G.I. Joesssssss. Dessstro releassse the SSSEA RAYSSS

However, a coked out Latta seemed to think he was a Snake and Holliday kept threatening to assault Latta. What happened next was a history altering moment, the Hasbro execs, as well as writer Buzz Dixon thought "Well this is a hell of a lot better than a 90 minute version of "Cobrathon" let's just make Cobra some goddamn Mole People or whatever and go back to doing what we love; Selling fake Ringo Starr autographs"

In a case of Art Imitating Life, Cobra Commander (and G.I. Joe as a whole) died in 1994

Kene Holliday today. Prostitute: Unknown

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Smash The State Endorses Michael Goodspaceguy Nelson

It's election day, and even though this country was bought and sold years and years ago and all candidates are different heads of the same seven headed dragon we at smash the state have finally found someone we can really put our weight behind, someone who will bring America back to the SPACE AGE


yeah thats right MICHAEL GOODSPACEGUY NELSON in the motherfucking house right now.

So when you drunkenly stumble out to the voters booth this afternoon, and when you get past the scary blacks there to intimidate you (thats what a guy trying to give me tea told me what happens!!) don't vote for more of the same, vote for a new future, a better future, a future in SPACE

More information can be found at http://www.colonizespace.blogspot.com/