The Douchebag Of The Week-A-Thon

This strange little hobby of ours is basically filled with two types of people: phony pompous assholes and creepy creepy jobless fat dudes. And as a result of this fact, STS is ready to pour out the proper accolades upon these wretched individuals. With that in mind I give you:

The Douchebag Of The Week-A-Thon

There is no particular criteria for this esteemed award and with the abundance of freaks out there, there will be no shortage of nominees.....

This Weeks Winner?!

Matthew
Morelock

I HAVE KNOW IDEA WTF IS GOING ON IN THIS FACEBOOK PROFILE PIC.

Matt is known by Agent Viper on joedios and other shitty joe fan sites like JBL.

From his myspace:

About me:

Ok, if you are actually reading this, your are one cool person :D. I'm Matt Morelock, I am a sincere individual, I try to be courteous, respectful, and a good person. I've been referred to as everything you can think of, spanning from "Your My Hero" to "Your a D Bag". Its normal I guess? I love meeting new people and learning new things, I'm not afraid to try something new. I stand 6'1, I catch a LOT of crap for my massive shoe size. Thats about it, of course i could not fit my whole life story into this, it would probably blow up :D

If I had to guess, I would say I was the one that called him douchebag.

It is no surprise to anyone that I don't like this cat. Truth be told I was completly bored with Agent Viper and was gonna let his retardness fad into joelore.
In fact, I thought it was a cop out on my part if I gave him this award. That was until I got this message from a joedios member and a pretty ok jerk actually....

"Guess what??? I just got fucked by Morelock! The fucker sends me a photo of a bag of figs and parts for trade, I send my stuff+extras, he is two weeks late and doesn't send half of the b ag. I threatened to expose him and I said I would drive the fuck down to Big Stone Gap, grab him by his greasy locks and drive his ass back here to the Cambodian Rape Room in the basement of the Nail Salon next door to my store. We'll see what happens"

Should I feel bad for this man? No.
Does it make me laugh? Yes.

We told you so assholes!

Me and RTG tried to tell all you damn jerks!

Matthew Morelock/Agent Viper is a bad dude...
A shady cat...
A Memphis panhandler....

But no one would listen...

I said the dude sux and he fucked me and then Turk tells it like it really is, but we were told, "stop u jerks! he is an ok guy now!"

Well guess what joedios.....

WE TOLD YOU SO!

Really awesome pic of figs I gave him for free that he told me I needed to pay $8 plus shipping for.