STS' Kollector's Klub Koverage Part #1

First of all, we here at STS would like to commend the New Jersey Devils for making a valiant come-back from a 3-0 series deficit against the LA Kings, too bad that boy Adam Henrique was unable to power through terrible referees and a team full of lispy thugs and rapists.

Anyways, apparently it's G.I. Joe con time again, I didn't realize that until looking at Hiss Tank. Turns out the REAL EXPENSIVE 15 figure set is the cold war relic; The October Guard, as well as those space conquistador guys the Iron Grenadiers. So ya know, two sub-groups slightly cooler than Eco-Force.

The October Guard, or Oktober Guard, I can't remember how people spell it, all I know is, I am glad that "IRON BEAR" (whoever the fuck that is) is wearing his hat like a true Russian (Drunk). I guess now is as good as any to ask how the hell was "Schrage" pronounced..

Hell yeah what's with all the trench-coats, is it a high school in 1999?

The biggest bummer about this figure, other than the fact they're being sold at roughly 28 bucks a pop, is that they don't have the weird ass Destro head codpiece, that shit was hilarious because no matter how bad ass people would claim they were in vaguely interesting journal entries circa 2004,  they were still an orange and purple dude flying around with a dude's face plastered on their crotch.


Check back at a later date for part 2! (Pictures of fat people)

4 years of this shit! (Nerds Losing Money pts i-iv)

Yeah, just like last year we fucked up and got the date wrong! Also Dr. Henry E. Miller was too busy puffin' mad chron and impersonating MF Doom. I was too busy ghostwriting episodes of "Anderson Cooper 360º" and building a fence. Also, fuck you, if you're all "Jesus Johnny Turk, didn't you just post about an anniversary of this awful place" probably, but still fuck you, it works for the G.I. Joe line.

Anyways, as always being awesome fucking dudes here's a great thing from a long long time ago:



From July 2008's era of fictitious lawsuits and when we thought it was hilarious to claim Levar Burton was our PR man. Also prior to us having readers


Something written by Doctor Henry E. Miller that is more topical than ever!

The Doctors Short Takes Part Duex
Don't you idiots get it that by getting your panties in a bunch over the RARE AND EXCLUSIVE FIGURRRRUZ! that we ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE TO GETTTT! you are creating your own fucking problem and building a market for the scalpers you detest so much?

It's like junkies who hate their heroin.


Anyways as always STS would like to thank the following people, places and things for not being total post-hetero landscapes

Last Best Angry Man
Felonious Monk
Bravo and the Cobra Cabana
Dan Sartain
The Electric Light Orchestra
Marlon Wayans
The Cool NHL Teams (Detroit, New Jersey, Montreal)
And a maybe to D.Verg