Fun facts about HISSTank.com

I'm sure we all know these but what the fuck!

FACT: They banned Dr. Henry E. Miller's IP Address over things I wrote!

FACT: They invented "EBAY AUCTIONS ARE THE ONLY NEWS SOURCE"

FACT: They once had a custom HISS Tank contest and some gay construction tank won

FACT: It has a member that committed a Murder/Suicide

FACT: They refused any mention of said Murder/Suicide

FACT: Dan Sartain has been banned at least 3 times

FACT: Being a fat woman makes you a good customizer

FACT: They once pissed off the Canadian Joe Jerks, which is admittedly easy and funny!

FACT: The old Smash The State got all it's traffic from there.

FACT: HISS Tank banned my pal "De Aco" like 12 times

FACT: xFlintx is their only cool moderator

FACT: TheLongestDay is a tool, he once made a post about wearing his (probably fat) girlfriend's make-up and I made that a "Stupid Shit Said This Week" and he found it and posted about it and bad things happened. See FACT #1

FACT: TheLongestDay is also a moderator, he is a jerk

FACT: TANKERS Sure like Metal. They probably like their Women like they like their Metal. HEAVY

FACT: HISSTank's news funnily did make every other site obsolete

FACT: With those people's it's more like FAT

Goodnight and good luck