ORDINARY DAY

While this is intended (and succeeded) to be funny, and awesome, we here at Smash The State realize a lot of G.I. Joe fan mongoloids will not actually see it that way. So I would like to say the following: Women should never be assaulted, domestic violence should never happen, and Smash The State's three favorite things are: Roe vs. Wade, Teacher's Unions, and the City of San Francisco. For real ass information: http://www.domesticviolence.org/

A Tribute to The Whirlwind...

A machine gun that doesn't take shit from anybody, and other small vehicles from the early 80's

In the early 80's G.I. Joe was simple, they were army guys instead of spacemen, and they had weapons that made sense. Ya know instead of some giant fucking robot that has a goddamn rock for a hand, they had the Whirlwind.

The Whirlwind is a bad ass machine gun, it had a chair for Rock N Roll, it could elevate, swivel and be towed by the Vamp. Speaking of Vamp's the new one is awesome as I can finally create a dio story where Rock n Roll and Clutch accidently kill a hooker and then they get Breaker drunk and make him take the blame. What with the four seats!

Back to the Whirlwind, it's computer breaks off easily and there's like four versions. There's one from Europe that's green and black, one from Argentina which is cheap and one from 2004. Fuck the HAL!

Another awesome thing was the JUMP. The JUMP is awesome because it's well built but mainly because it's really fucking far fetched but at the same time dudes'll be all "Look it's just a little advanced, but ya know it could work!" but then they'll be all "FUK THE TOON MAN, I DON'T WANT NO GODDAMN LAZERS!" It's funny to me!

Here is a photograph from our dear friend RTG, who is only affiliated with this site because I steal his images and he's all "Okay bro, but ya know I need links man!" Fuck you Roland, you ain't getting any!



Flash, I think the term is actually Giney Pig

Fun facts about Smash The State!

-Tom Jacks was arrested for selling drugs to school children. I was told to pay his bail but instead used that money to buy a mummified cat

-Dr. Henry E. Miller once told me Tom Jacks couldn't keep his job at Totem because "Art school fags aren't any good at lifiting washing machines"

-Tom Jacks owns the entire Toto Discography

-Tom Jacks once thought it'd be cool to collect Marbles

-Tom Jacks is a big fan of big women. If you don't belive me, ask Dr. Henry E. Miller!

-Tom Jacks tells everyone he's black. In fact he's a light skinned person with bad glasses. He is now a member of the Aryan Nation as a way to stay safe in prison

-Tom Jacks worked for the Railroad for awhile but spent 30 days on the street because he didn't tie down a stone hopper and 8 people died

Tom Jacks, please stay safe in Prison you totally shouldn't have offered that kid with a mustache "14 ounces of pure sex"